Reel relapse
You went to bed. Your thumb did not.
Sleep Club by the night shift
You never sleep alone.
A club for people whose bedtime has lost the plot. Hosted by Neenee for the overthinking, over-caffeinated, one more reel generation.
Primeweekly gathering + sleep hypnosis
5 Augoffline wellness sleep event
Freejoin the Sleep Club list
Neenee is watching your bedtime.
White cat. Zero patience. Excellent sleep taste.
What this feels like
The loneliest thing is trying to sleep while your brain performs.
Sleep Club turns that weird midnight spiral into something shared: a check-in, a reset, a voice in your ear, and a cat with standards.
Sleep quiz
What's dragging your night?
Drag your top sleep villains to the top. Neenee will diagnose the mess quietly.
Rank the list. Top villain = your main sleep type. Use the arrows if dragging feels annoying.
Stress tabs
Your brain has 47 tabs open.
Caffeine fraud
Energy now. Interest at midnight.
Light crimes
Your room is not giving night.
Noise drama
The city has no bedtime.
Routine who?
Your body got no signal.
Overthinking
Tomorrow's problems arrived early.
Weekend damage
Your sleep schedule needs rehab.
You never sleep alone
The club makes bedtime less lonely.
Weekly prompts. Trial hypnosis. Neenee judging from the corner. Somehow, it helps.
Join Sleep Club
Pick how deep your bedtime problem goes.
Free sleep drops, Prime sleep circles, and member-only perks. Choose your night mode.
Sleep Club
Free sleep drops, community updates, early invites, and the trial hypnosis audio.
- Free
- Community
- Event invites
Prime Sleep Club
₹199 for weekly online sleep circles, guided hypnosis links, exclusive discounts, and early event access.
- ₹199
- Weekly hypnosis
- Exclusive discounts
- Early event access
- Sleep kit perks
Early-bird event invite
Sleep Club goes outside.
Come for recovery, movement, awareness, sleep kits, and the strange relief of not doing wellness alone.
Free sleep drop
Tonight, let Neenee handle the overthinking.
A guided sleep hypnosis audio for the people whose brains start a podcast the second lights go off.
Neenee's 10-minute shutdown
Headphones on. Lights low. Goodnight, drama. In Hindi- so that your mum can also do it.
press play. shut down.
Sleep kit energy
Bring the sleep shelf into the club.
A preview of the sleep essentials and event kits members can expect.
Zen PM
Night routine support.
Crash Out
For nights that need an off switch.
Night Mode
For light crimes.
The Reboot
For body shutdown cues.
Register
Neenee needs your sleep confession.
Drop your details. Get the sleep drops, the trial hypnosis, and the good kind of bedtime pressure.
